'The face of a criminal mastermind': Sneaky Cat Steals Snacks, Gets Stuck in Cabinet, and Shamelessly Demands Help and Gets No Retribution for His Crimes

One of our favorite things about cats is that they are all - and we mean all - criminals. Yes, they are. There is no point in arguing. If your cat has not committed any crimes in the time that you have had them, that simply means that you have not had them for long enough. Because they will. The time will come when that will happen. And yes, it is one of our favorite things about cats, because while the crime will be committed, you have no way of knowing whether your cat is a criminal mastermind or… not until you get there.

Sure, some cats steal food right off our plates, other cats break into grocery stores to steal exactly three sausages, and some cats will lock us out of the bathroom to work on their world takeover plans there, and they will do all of these things successfully. But other cats… will be like the cat in this thread, and all of them - all of these criminal cats - are purrfect.

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via @FionaBowler

Sigh, this is one of the best (i.e. most hissterical) things that cats do in our opinion. They are so curious, so adventurous, they will stick their heads into literally anything, but when they get in trouble… it is not their fault. Never. It is always somehow our fault, and we have to fix it, and they will be mad at us if we don't fix it fast enough.
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via @FionaBowler

Look at that… the criminal mastermind comes with an in-built sock mask. You would have never caught him had he not called out for help. Never. The crime would have been purrfect. No witnesses. But alas. Cabinets are tricky. And the mask was not enough.
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